"Me and my boyfriend have been together one month today"

Me and my boyfriend........oh wait, I don't have one :-(

My boyfriend and I*

I really do get annoyed by that. Every time I get on facebook, I see couples celebrating their two weeks. The next day, one of them has cheated or they break up.

I'm pretty sure he would be the last person to be disgusted with that...

My boyfriend- Wait, that's just a fridge.
My fridge and I-