Toilet is another universe

Why would this happen? If you're a guy just go outside if you need it that bad, that's what I'd do. We're men we have the ability to pee behind trees and bushes (well anywhere but it's awkward and rude to pee in front of everyone)

Is this at thinair?

Did the tardis explode or something this does nog usually happen.

This is what I imagine during the Super Bowl

I would just sneak in to the ladies bathroom when no one's watching

the matrix is failing

Hmm... Comic Con or a football game. Gotta be one or the other.