Disney by jeff hong

Let me put a little salt on that

I think the salt was dumbo...dat lil face...UGH

Ariel being the squeeze of lemon juice

If they existed this would be rather accurate. Pitiful.

But mermaids are going missing, they end up in someones stew

So just try to put yourself into somebody else's gills
You're killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (Oh No)
Thank you BP (thank you BP), thank you BP (thank you BP)

The British are killing,
oil is spilling
Now I can't see
MY EYES

Chinamen feast on Flounders fins
All the japanese ate all my whale friends

She's in a zoo behind glass

The feels!