Haha. When I was in first grade, I studied in Alaska. One day, these two girls who hated and bullied me asked me what the Filipino word for pretty was and I told them that it's "Baboy." Baboy stands for pig but sometimes we use it to refer to fat people. "I'm so fat" can be "Ang Baboy ko na" or "Ang TABA ko na", which is the appropriate term for the word fat. So they were like, "Oh my gosh! You're so baboy", "No! We're both baboy!" Yeah. I know. It was mean. But they kept on bullying me. So we were even. ._.
Similar story, a dude bullied me in middle school a lot. When high school rolled around, he got himself a girlfriend. The girlfriend was part Vietnamese. He came up to me at my locker after school one day and asked how to say you're hot in Vietnamese. I said "em la goup kuc, du me mai" (sorry, not very good at writing in it). Which basically says "you are a piece of shit, fuck your mother". The next morning was priceless.
"Hey! Fuck you man!"
*giggles from the distance*