The guide to petting aminals

bears... the bear book post...

I'm going to go pet stuff now.

My cat used to love being rubbed on the belly

My dog LOVES his butt rubbed. Kinda gross.

I thought it was telling you what was good to eat at first

"...maybe" On Wolverines crotch > everything else

I'm kind of disappointed the horse parts didn't say nay instead of no.

The horses head should also say no

I must assure you that bears actually love to be petted, so this post is not true for the bear

You gon get kicked

actually snakes love to be held, it's because they are cold blooded and humans are warm