Where can I get one of these?

In before airport security confiscates it.

That'll be amazing...until I cut my ear off

Buy button now I want this I need this yes now whoever gives me a link gets a free wedgie

I WANT THIS NOW!!!!

Real Apps

Now TSA will consider you a terrorist! Have fun! Said the fine print

imagine someone trying to mug you of your phone with a knife...

Or...you could just get a Swiss Army Knife and not put yourself in potential risk with blades attached to your phone..

thought the branch was a dog arm

it'll scratch the back of your phoneee