Something for you to think about...

Pollin is basically raping us, in it's own personal enormous orgy.

"Explosive diarrhea" is another word your mouth and butt motions

The second one... I knew i was a jedi! I effing knew it!

I'm a sex trophy! We all are sex trophies!! Yay!

So wait, I'm a telekinetic sex trophy that doubles as a mothership but I'm only 7? If you say so.

Is the poop thing kinda like onomatopoeia?

Good thing penny from bigbang theory is fictional, because she would think that she would be feeling pain for no reason instead of realizing that her left eye was shot out

"A 100% Male Mothership!" (Waits for a Rhett and Link fan)

I can't do anything with my left hand except for fap. I'm and ambidextrous fap machine.
Certainly I don't want that kind sex of throphy if I'm running on multiple championships.