They are remaking bob the builder

Damn, that thigh gap.

what is that up there?

No. No. No they can't remake the only show of my childhood no.

He's not even wearing overalls, this can't be happening..

How dare they!

Curves and weird proportions

WHAT IS THIS MONSTROSITY

My inner child is not okay with this.

THEY CHANGED BOB THE BUILDER WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?!?!?!

MY CHILDHOOD HAS BEEN FUCKING RUINED I CAN NEVER LOOK AT BOB THE BUILDER THE SAME WAY AGAIN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE WORLD!?!?

THEY DIDN'T!!!!! NOOOOOO!

B-b-b bob the builders getting a r-remake? No...no...NOOOOOOOOOO!