Why does this always happen to me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1tsGGz-Qw0

This always happens to me because I am too shy to say the joke but I just tell one person.

Punch the traitor in the face twenty to thirty times, and bathe in his blood.

i, too, would like to get high on potenuse

this doesn't bother me too much because the main point in saying anything in the first place was to give everyone a good laugh and if someone repeats me then it means that they liked it enough to do so :)

I wish I was high on potenuse! If you get it you're superb

My crush always does this, not sure if I still like him

And then you end them not so funny now are they