The night I lost control

You've had too many drinks at the space bar.

The night everything shifted.

You should make a book called "The night I lost control" in cursive slanted writing and people will see it thinking it's a really mature good book and it starts off with you on the computer and lose the ctrl button and the readers don't realize the whole story is about you getting your computer fixed

That day, mankind received a grim reminder, we lost control of our keyboards, and were sentenced to this torture we called manual... *Cue epic theme song*