Oooh, what a coincidence, same here!

Dont forget me i may be a guest but im awese ill even throw in pizza

Of course you can be a non member, guest or not, we're the i-don't-give-a-fuckers. Kinda what we're about.

I'm in skittles!

Yeyy..I've started my first cult!

I JOIN THE CULT!

Woohoo rosemagwin! You're officially a non member of the cult!

I'm in

You know what I'll just take my pizza back. You're all a bunch of cunts

My cult is growing, my dad will be so proud when I tell him. I guess I have to build us a commune now.

Get ready to join the chukachuka I-dont-give-a-fuckers train !

Can I join? This is like one of the best clubs ever!

Of course there's lots of room and pudding has been nice enough to provide a train! Of course there's by no means any fucks allowed.

None given or none at all, because if none given then I'm out. I don't like pudding.

Alright, kick me outta the damn club and I will take my train, BUT DONT YOU DARE WHINE ABOUT NOT LIKING FUCKING PUDDING.
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oh, I mean, you gave a fuck about not liking pudding, you're out.
You all know autocorrect..

pudding just tastes like, kinda gross and good to me. Like bananas, I don' like bananas either.. It doesn't make sense why they are sweet and sour without being sweet or sour.

Pudding is staying you have to give no fucks to be in this club. If you don't like pudding I don't think you would really have to eat it. But pudding stays!

ok, I really don't mind. I just brought some RaceTrac yogurt for me, myself, and I

We'll accommodate all your needs so ya pudding come back we need your train! Also we can all chill in the muffin castle but we need the train to get there!

I dont give a fuck, so here is my train, lets go!
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I heard muffins somewhere..
Someone brought muffins?

I brought muffins *uses muffin magic to create muffins*

Begins to slightly purr at the sound of "muffin magic" everyone starts to stare... it became increasingly uncomfortable... stuffs muffin in mouth...looks away*

*hugs skittles for being awesome*

*hugs hood for having muffins*

Can you only join if you are not a fan of anything? :(

Do you give a fuck about something?
No!
sign here to join the I-don't-give-a-fuckers today

I WANT TO JOIN!

sure why not

our slogan is "and not a single fuck was given that day"

And we have a very strict zero fucks rule...but really we don't give a fuck about that either...

In that case.. *eats all the muffins*
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*steals racetrac yoghurt*
*takes the train to Puerto Rico, changes name to Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez, even though pudding(me) is a girl but who gives a fuck*
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SAYONARA, ITS NOT SPANISH BUT TODAY NO FUCKS ARE GIVEN!
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*morgan freeman narrates*
And indeed, no fucks were given that day.

*Morgan freeman voice*
"And then the IDGAFers built a base out of potatoes that powered a giant death ray for a defense tower and truly not a single fuck was given that day"

It's really nice of Morgan Freeman to join my cult. Not that I would give a fuck either way...

Free pizza for everyone! Take one slice per person please. Not that I give a fuck.....

Finally someone brings pizza! I was not-give-a-fucking my hardest, but now I have pizza.

Still don't give a fuck? Take the whole pizza :)

There's more than one pizza I'm taking more than one

Takes the whole pizza..goes and sits in the corner like Smeagol* "my precious"

*Shuffling is heard from a dark corner*

I told you one slice per person! Ah, whatever. I don't give a fuck anyways.

I'm president!
*takes all of your stuff, all of you*
And I really don't give a F*ck

Yea about that...sorry you don't get to be president. I mean I started the cult, hoods my second because, well it's hood. Pudding brings a train! A freaking train! Katniss brought pizza. And we don't give a fuck enough to vote anyway.

I meant like, President of the world. queens and princesses? No, no dresses

Oh there went the fuck I could almost give...come back fuck...it's not coming back.

Help me...

How about like a justice of the peace only you will spread peace with puppies and kittens. No matter how hard core we all are we never don't need something fluffy!

well, ya know, there's this thing about cats and me, but I'm perfectly fine with kitties and jasmine

Well you will be our puppy peddler...our doge deeler...our...fuck it you get the point.

what is a peddler? WHAT'S A DEELER?!

Oh the innocence...it mean you're our supplier of all things scruffy

Still don't get it. ya know what? Just put the freaking BREAD STICK IN THE BAGEL, I'M JUST GONNA PET THE PUPPIES

The pizza is gone already? You ate it in 3 seconds. Wow. But wait, I dont give a fuck, so..

It's ok katniss, I brought more. I could give a fuck less if you have some, I'm stuffed!

Õla! Me est back! You missed me?

*nom nom nom* Finally a pizza that's not burned... Peeta burns all the dough. Not that I give a fuck or anything..