"Cheerio my good chap!" "Shut up you idiot"

I'm sorry to say that I do this more than just sometimes. Glad I'm not the only one.

and then if you're really british it's usually an aussie accent

I do this all the time. All different accents though. Aussie, British, rich spoiled American from the 1930s, pirate. I'm not good at these but I do them often.

I can confirm we dont talk like that

I'm british and I've never met someone who has seriously said 'cheerio my good chap'

I do the same, except one of me has a New Zealand accent.

Whats it like being a schizophrenic?

One of me is a gangster who is very racist towards his own people....

OMG ME TOO