yes, this is cake

But...how to cut it?

Yet here i am and can't even make a regular cake without fucking up

that's an antique sewing machine!

There should be a cake section on FS

no, this is patrick

<3 <3 <3 this combines three of my most favorite things: vintage, sewing, and CAKE!

Can somebody translate?

What does it taste like? And if that doesn't matter, then don't call it cake.

MLP anyone?