Here.. Have a slice of disappointment

Me as a pizza. Fresh and tasty but a huge dissapointment

I'd eat it. It looks good.

Nice try mom.

Looks so good, but no.

That is the most offensive thing I have ever seen. This is not pizza, this is an abomination

Idk man, I like to practice an open mind when it comes to pizza, if the vegans are trying to make their own pizza to enjoy we should respect and appreciate maaaaaan.

Disappointment? That look delicious!

I'd eat the watermelon but not the other toppings

Why? It looks delicious. Of course I wouldn't eat it as the main course, but it's a nice fruit salad!

When you pretend real pizza is fruit pizza cut yous so healthy

At least there's cheese.

*eats a slice of disappointment*

Fruit pizza done the right way: pastry crust with frosting as sauce, topped with any fruit you want. So fucking sweet.

Not as disappointing as raisin cookies.