A couple of lions cuddling up.

And suddenly, human!

He's Kevin Richardson, the "Lion Whisperer."
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Richardson_(zookeeper)
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Check out his GoPro video on YouTube.

Big spoon: "Come on, baby. Just the tip."
Little spoon: *rolls eyes*

Are they two male lions?

"Can I get you some snacks? Maybe a condom?"

And then the guy gets eaten. >=D

Me when I'm the awkward third wheel.