Logic

This is actually my face over half the time in class. There are some stupid, stupid people in my grade.

No I called you a bitch cause your fugly ass looks like a pug on acid

"middle school"

I'm so sorry I used to say this like 4 years ago oh god

Bitches are dogs, dogs shit, shit comes from assholes, assholes are you.
I'm just saying.

The thought process of a conspiracy theorist.