Is this true

What's this maturity you speak of?

But then you spend any time at all with a 50-year-old with kids in college and a mortgage and a car that s/he can actually afford and maybe like a career that's meaningful and realize . . . you're not adulting so much after all.

Adultery is the best! I like being an adulterer. Sometimes we get together with other adulterers and adulterize like there's no tomorrow,

Nope. Im a teenager and i look at my parents and think how are they allowed to be adults?!