Literally all the time

I missed one day of school and in that day they had a massive fight with my religion teacher about everything, they cat called the construction workers outside our window and someone accidentally cut their hand open with scissors

My friend had perfect attendance and she missed on day because she was like 'fuck it'. That day we meet Bill Nye the Science Guy.

I missed one school sports event, and an entire physical fight broke out between our school and the rival school on the court, including parents! They even threw some people off the bleachers.

Really?
Are you sure this literally happens?
Are really, really sure papoandoscar?

Happens to me one day. One of the teachers cut his finger off.