Advice duck

Should be aggressive advice mallard

Or to be more detailed, burn more than you eat.

Well that's nice. I won't exercise you stupid duck. *sticks tongue out*

I'm actually allergic to exercise, my face gets red and sweaty, and I have trouble breathing.

How about drink a glass of water before eating or brushing your teeth then waiting to see if you still feel hungry.

I thought this site was for funny, clever, or interesting things. This is none of those.

but senpai