My dreams just haven't been as cool ever since becoming an adult

I suppose.
My first pistol was a Glock, so I may be a bit biased.
I myslef actually want an M1911A1.

Colt or S&W?

Not sure yet.
Any reccomendations?

No idea. I don't know about guns at all, all I know is that the welrod has to be the best thing to ever be created on this earth.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welrod

While the Welrod was badass, it was only really effective just a bit past knife range.
But still, excellent choice for spec ops and hitman alike.

But it's a bolt-action pistol whose entire barrel is the suppressor. Who cares if it's only effective to 70 feet and accurate to something like 40 feet? I want one just so that I can say I have a bolt action pistol. It looks so badassly stupid. Look at it. It's a cute badass gun.

Really, I'm not dissing your gun, it just doesn't appeal to me.
How about snipers? You like WWII snipers?
I want an M1903, how about you?

it....looks like a lego gun.

naw, it's OK. Diss the welrod all you want. It's like what thehatman said, it's a lego gun. I like it because it looks so stupid.