That escalated quickly

Still a better lovestory than Twilight.

Sounds like my ex boyfriend. I agree, do not trust people like that.

Guess who plans on memorizing this and using it many times?

You my dear (slightly creepy but kinda charming) stranger, you are our generation's Shakespeare. That was disturbingly beautiful

To my ex boyfriend,
Loving you was the most exquisite form of self destruction.

Somebody write that