Boys: "Why is that potatoe staring at me?"

Look at this bitch, eating crackers like she owns the place.

It's funny cuz it's true

*mr.moseby voice* NO DICK PICS IN THE LOBBY!!

Knees to chest bitch! Knees to chest

U know she dead

When the person you don't like comes near you.

To my ex boyfriend,
Loving you was the most exquisite form of self destruction.

*Jordan Peele voice* FLAP ASS

Glad I'm not the only one.

Plot twist, those were Cole Sprouse's nudes

Don't you realize that parting and going to clubs doesn't make you a bad person just like going to church doesn't make you a good person.

She grew up, accept it.

That was beautiful

*mr.moseby voice* NO DICK PICKS IN THE LOBBY

My best friend killed himself and I just miss him so much

I love this

This is the first feels post that I actually cried on

Yes, yes it is

Well that was interesting...

That's how I feel everyday sitting next to the guy I like

That was like the most exciting thing in my life

Dammit i cant even handle a fucking spider

Please don't change him