That last one reminded me of:
"But what does the 'p' start for in 'captain Pee pants'?"
"Pee"
"Yes. What does it stand for?"
"Pee"
"What does it stand for"
"PEE"
"WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR?!"
"Oh for the love of God- URINE!"
"I'm in what?!"
I once read a story where someone called and complained that their built-in cup holder broke. Tech support asked where the cup holder was located and if it said anything on it. Customer says he pushed a button and it popped out. On the outside, it had the company logo. The cup holder was the CD tray.
"But what does the 'p' start for in 'captain Pee pants'?"
"Pee"
"Yes. What does it stand for?"
"Pee"
"What does it stand for"
"PEE"
"WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR?!"
"Oh for the love of God- URINE!"
"I'm in what?!"