My life is a lie

This tumblr kid is why 5 year olds should stay off of the internet.

I can't even lie I didn't even know that.. Probably cus I never gave enough care to it but I still didn't know xD

It took me 17 yrs to figure this out
as of now

"first" ends with st therefore 1st. "second" ends with nd therefore 2nd. "third" ends with rd therefore 3rd.
or was this a rhetorical question?