Never be one of these guys!

I bought a nerf gun. I'm an assassin now!

I bought a pencil. I'm an artist now!

Just because you have photoshop or illustrator or indesign, you are not automatically a graphic designer. You need to know the principals of design, how to please the viewers eye, visual heirarchy, and much, much more.

i just bought a house im not homeless now

I changed the stations on my car stereo a few times....now I'm a D.J!

I just watched Episode I of Star Wars! Time to go to every convention involving it!

I just bought Call of Duty! I'm going to fuck you mother now!

I just played doctor with my little sister time to become a full time surgeon

Okay, I went to the zoo yesterday, I am now a koala bear.
Please tell me you guys get the reference.

I just bought an Xbox One/PS4, I'm a gamer now.
I just smoked weed, I'm a stoner now. And the best
I just learned for a test, I'm gonna do well now.