My greatest fear

There's probably Pillsbury Crescent Rolls. The dough is compressed inside and when you break the seal, the dough expands/explodes.
http://www.pillsbury.com/products/crescents/original

What the hell?? You guys have to go through that? Are are yous ok?

Yeah. I usually make my little siblings do it

*insert meme here* That's the evillest thing I can imagine