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hood
· 10 years ago
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Pirates providing jobs for the disabled since forever
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famousone
· 10 years ago
Almost makes up for the murdering, raping, and pillaging.
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hood
· 10 years ago
Almost but they also supported gay rights
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famousone
· 10 years ago
Did the gay pirates care about consent?
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violence
· 10 years ago
It's all about the booty
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flyingskiier
· 10 years ago
I think that is the most beautiful sentence I have ever heard: Did gay pirates care about consent?
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norwegiangirl
· 10 years ago
That's not the main reason for pirates wearing eyepatches though.
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taratheartist
· 10 years ago
For those wondering, wearing an eyepatch over one of your eyes helps get it used to darkness. So if they need to go where its dark, they just switch the patch over to the other eye and boom, they can see in the dark without the adjustment period. Its been confirmed by mythbusters
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itsamemaria
· 10 years ago
Also, helps with the whole double vision if you're drunk thing
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deathfox393
· 10 years ago
You like pirates? What about fox pirates?
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guest
· 10 years ago
Scurvy though. Don't forget about that.