Why are fire trucks red

Well, it's solid logic.

I see no flaws.

Haha who has the time to think this out

It's a reference to "firetrucks = illuminati confirmed"

It's supposed to say "and that's why fire truck are red, because they're always Russian around"

Hmm...nigahiga would make say something like this

mind...blown

deep ._.

IM RUSSIAN YOU LITTLE BABUSHKAS! AND FIRETRUCKS ARE RED CUZ BACK IN THE DAY RED WAS THE CHEPEST COLOR TO PURCHASE YOU ASSTOWNS. SAME REASON MOST BARNS ARE RED.