That's a "wilde" idea

Clever man

Youre doing your job right.

Or you could be clever about it, and sever the muscles and tendons going to the foot. The zombies will be flopping everywhere. Then trim the nails very short so that the zombies can't scratch you. In fact, you may as well implant a spiked explosive in the brain so you could kill zombies at the push of a button.

Thank you sir!

Kids learn from this man

That title tho

Kinda messed up but I laughed anyways