When I overhear someone saying Johnny Depp is a shitty actor

What movie?

I'm trying to determine whether or not that's Johnny Depp but I don't know all the movie's he's been in and I'm still not sure what exactly he looks like.

Of course it's Depp. And the movie is called Mortdecai

I would be like "The fuck you say bitch??" "Would you like a fuckin smack? Like across the face?"