Imagine what it looks like when he masterbates

leftie?

I would say y'all need Jesus but you might take it literarly and just shrug so...

I think its a girl

Second coming?

Using the lord to Fap! Awesome

You need less Jesus...

"Thank you, my Lord and saviour, Jesus Christ," he says after a major fap.
"Our son is so religious," says the boys mother proudly, having overheard from downstairs, to her husband who nods in agreement.