Reason 1

10 years ago by yarev · 2206 Likes · 12 comments · Popular

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brainsandbeauty · 10 years ago · FIRST

It's because your phone is red. No one likes a red phone..

hood · 10 years ago

But it's supposed to be a hot line (du dum tisss)

mrblackbelt108 · 10 years ago

HEY. The bat phone was red in the series.

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deleted · 10 years ago

maybe because the cord only goes halfway around the phone and then stops

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awesomemma · 10 years ago

Reason 2: You googled why he isn't texting you

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deleted · 10 years ago

Oh maybe because the pHONE ISNT PLUGGED IN

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deleted · 10 years ago

GEE. I WONDER WHY.

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deleted · 10 years ago

Or maybe because land lines don't receive text messages....

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guest · 10 years ago

Because it is a HOME phone

guest · 10 years ago

ohh haha

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helghaust · 9 years ago

Because you cant text on that phone

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