When things get renamed somewhat logically

Or call a bicycle an Acoustic Motorcycle.

Porkcicles

Hmmm, pillows = head beds?

Gloves in german are Handschuhe (litteraly : Hand - Shoes)

Milk isn't only used for cereal though...

These are all things Gavin has said. Rooster Teeth ftw

I've been looking at life from the wrong angles.

I'm okay with calling donuts sugar bagels

Actually, I prefer German hand shoes (in something like english translation :-D ) than finger pants.

'sneezepaper'

Spoon: bowl on a stick

Spoon = bowl on a stick