"I SAID TURN TO F*CKING LEFT !"

I would have to pull over to the side and have a mental breakdown multiple times

Cop: "I'm gonna need to see your license"
GPS: "You ignorant scumbag do you know nothing?!"
Uh oh..

Get out of the f*cking car! tHIS IS YOUR STOP! STOPPPPP!!! GET OUT OF THE F*CKING CAR

GPS: How can you not do something as fucking simple as a cocking u-turn!!? You complete MORON!
Me:*crying loudly* I can't! I'm so sorry!

gps: YOU WERE MEANT TO TURN SO LONG AGO THAT THE EXIT MIGHT AS WELL BE IN FUCKING AUSTRALIA YOU MORON

Or a Romano one