His method works like a charm

I like his style

I wouldn't care I'd pay more attention to the dogs anyway

And then a cat runs by..

I think this was part of a movie he's going to be in.

And then you see the massive flock if chicks behind him.

My ugliness does that for me

I'd be petting the dogs before I even noticed who they were attached to

He just couldn't get over Sirius