Don't let him fucking fool you, he is the most cold hearted son of a bitch, he only said that so spongbob would by his shit, he is actually a sly motherfucking buissness man. And no, I don't give a shit that I remember that whole fucking episode, cuz spongbob is a dope ass show man, know what I'm sayin...
Like it's this long depressing dialogue
and at the bottom
--by an injured fish in Spongebob
Love the username, by the way