Pretty much

I will NEVER win the emotionally stable
one or pasta one

I will never be a responsible and mature person who sorted his shit out.
But I can cook the right amount of pasta nearly every time, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

*pours incorrect amount of pasta*
Don't get upsetti, have some spaghetti

...except pasta. i've figured that one out. :D

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