Horrible mistakes were made

Real estate agents won't tell you those sorts of things. In some cases, I think they can't... but the local pizza delivery guy will.

This is a very good way to test and see if your neighborhood is any good. Order a pizza (via a burner) to the neighbors before you see the apt.

Time to move.

You fucked up

Don't feel bad, Papa John's won't even deliver to us during the day.