I can't believe it!

My whole life is a lie I always thought stone hedge was the gateway to the butterverse.... IT'S ALL A LIE!!! I always thought it was made of butter but now I've found I've been lied to! Is the butterverse even real? Was it all just a fairy tale? I... I spent my whole life trying to get to the butterverse only to find I've been lied to.... *breaks down and cries*

Go ahead. ...cheat on butter.

Are you gonna eat that?