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· 9 years ago
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You fail to mention that Loki is Sleipnir's mother. I can't remember the story exactly, but he wanted something to do with a male horse, and so he disguised himself as a female horse and then got impregnated.
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loki_laufeyson
· 9 years ago
Yeah... I don't talk about that...
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guest
· 9 years ago
Pretty sure bestiality is illegal
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loki_laufeyson
· 9 years ago
I'm a god. I do what I want
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everything
· 9 years ago
loki_laufeyson: your first comment made me spit my chocolate milk out and laugh.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Loki you are so powerful you make everything laugh
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loki_laufeyson
· 9 years ago
Awwwwwww yis *fist pumps*
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guest
· 9 years ago
Pssh, people please not only did he sleep with a mythical divine stallion and bear a 8 legged horse/child.... He did it as a favor for Zeus and Thor! And in doing so, he saved the Norse goddess of love, and moon, and the bloody sun! Oh and in edgewise...... This one act saved all of Asgard (domain of the gods) by allowing the legendary walks of Asgard to be built, which protected the lands of the gods even better than Thor could on a good day. Mythology buff to the rescue!
guest
· 9 years ago
Walls* sorry auto correct. Btw.... You forgot to mention Loki's daughter, Hel. You know.... Half beautiful woman half corpse, ice for blood, icicles for veins..... Lord over the realms of the undead?....
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guest
· 9 years ago
And there's he daughter Hell as well....
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loki_laufeyson
· 9 years ago
Hel*
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calmthelovelytits
· 9 years ago
So he fathered the guy that attacked Bill Weasley and killed Lavender Brown?
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Loki? How did you even bang a snake? Why can't you just keep it in your pants Loki?
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guest
· 9 years ago
Cock blocker
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jillaroo
· 9 years ago
He didn't, the mother was another being born of 'Chaos' (demon spirits) who happen to have some pretty weird offspring, even if they weren't a snake or a wolf themselves. The Jormungand, Hel (female undead ruler of the dead), and Fenrir came from Loki and the same mother.
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stardustgirl
· 9 years ago
Don't forget Hel, the goddess who inspired hell... talk about bitchy ;)
illflyifiwantto
· 9 years ago
He does what he wants…literally
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loki_laufeyson
· 9 years ago
Exactly ;)
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guest
· 9 years ago
You can do me any time
loki_laufeyson
· 9 years ago
Uh.......no thank you, I'll pass
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gamzee
· 9 years ago
ohmygod
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skyfall1008
· 9 years ago
I laughed so hard oh my god
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