Yeh... Hair curlers

My new life motto ^

Try a cactus :)

A flaming cactus

With fish hooks embedded in it.

*cringes*

A random guy once came up to me in the road and asked me if I would rather use a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire or a pineapple as a dildo.

What did you say?

I know, creepy. I just turned around and started walking in the other direction very quickly.