imagine doing that today...

I'm sorry, boss, I just got married to my partner, I don't think I'll be able to come in to work today. Or tomorrow. Or ever.

Wow some got paid leave. www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2013/09/18/calling_in_gay_did_70s_swedes_really_get_paid_sick_leave_for_being_homosexual.html

"Uh boss, yeah. I can't come........in....oh, god yes, fuck me harder............because I'm getting fucked by the...........AWW MY GOD FILL ME UP BABY!........hottest paper man in the world."