Ellen shocking Taylor Swift in a bathroom

I love Ellen so much

"Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground." So obviously that song is about Ellen.

Here how I see it:
Taylor: *singing* now I'm lying on the cold hard-
Ellen: AHHHHHH!
Taylor: GROUND! DON'T MURDER ME!

Taylors attack plan: lay down and play dead

'Shocking'

Why is the toilet paper vertical?

I miss the country Taylor... But still, more of people like her music nowadays, so I guess that's better for her...