If you had to choose one, which?
9 years ago by downheight · 1784 Likes · 47 comments · Popular
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mr_kaleb
· 9 years ago
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Daniel... oh wait there's internet involved?
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hood
· 9 years ago
So wait what would happen if they screwed each other?
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fruitcakecat
· 9 years ago
Dan would have Dial-up, Emma would have High-speed.
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hood
· 9 years ago
What would happen if they got married and got only one Internet plan?
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fruitcakecat
· 9 years ago
Depends on how often they doinked.
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dontjumpsherlock
· 9 years ago
thank you science side of funsubstance
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Emma, then hack the neighbour's WiFi.
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fruitcakecat
· 9 years ago
dial-up doesn't use wifi.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
That's my connection, not the neighbour's connection.
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xerxerous
· 9 years ago
Sucks that I can't choose both
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the_fabulous_one
· 9 years ago
I..JUST..CAN'T..CHOOSE. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
By "sex with Emma Watson for a week" do you mean a 1 week period in which she will be available to have sex with you whenever you want, or total sex time of 1 week distributed as you choose?
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hood
· 9 years ago
Why not both
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Whilst I would certainly give it my best effort, I don't think I could manage 1 week of constant sex.
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hood
· 9 years ago
*offers magic viagra*
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mamo222
· 9 years ago
Daniel*shudders*
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mergy
· 9 years ago
What's the downside to Daniel Radcliffe?
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guest
· 9 years ago
This is fucking hard if you are gay because gays don't usually have sex with women and Daniel Radcliffe just no pls
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guest
· 9 years ago
I choose option C
hood
· 9 years ago
What's option c?
thatdangdawdler
· 9 years ago
Have sex with Rupert Grint thrice and your memory will be erased. In the end, you'll still have the same internet service you have now.
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guest
· 9 years ago
such an excellent use of the word "thrice" dawdler.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Im a straight guy and i dont know what to do? If i close my eyes and wear sound proofing earplugs and a condom and dont touch daniel... Is it gay?
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gspike
· 9 years ago
If you say no homo beforehand it's not gay.
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guest
· 9 years ago
It's not gay unless you cum!
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gspike
· 9 years ago
*has intercourse with a female and cums* oh shit I guess I'm gay cuz I cummed.
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klavin
· 9 years ago
This extremely in the girls favour...so woo im going with daniel!
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guest
· 9 years ago
Well I'm a female so Daniel....not like wouldn't choose him
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dpearce613
· 9 years ago
I'm a lesbian and I'd totally do option b.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
1. im a girl soo... but i like fast internet
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thatoneguy
· 9 years ago
How about I do emma AND get high speed internet
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texasranger
· 9 years ago
bang rupert grint first
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havesomespaghetti
· 9 years ago
Where's the Voldemort option???
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link9090
· 9 years ago
This is so cruel, because I am a guy >:(
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guest
· 9 years ago
#nohomo
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smiley101
· 9 years ago
Daniel
guest
· 9 years ago
If you would choose Internet over Emma Watson then you are most definitely gay.
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meltedice95
· 9 years ago
amen
link9090
· 9 years ago
Dude, with internet, you can get all the Emma Watson up you want...
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thatdangdawdler
· 9 years ago
But not the original.
link9090
· 9 years ago
It's all the same at 4 in the morning
guest
· 9 years ago
Daniel obvi
allysonwonderland
· 9 years ago
I'm a girl, so Daniel:)
thesexypurplepanda
· 9 years ago
As a straight girl... Daniel, definitely Daniel.
poyolove123
· 9 years ago
Daniel
guest
· 9 years ago
Daniel... I'm a girl and I find him highly attractive
foreveryuung
· 5 years ago
Dial up internet, it is.
