If you had to choose one, which?

mr_kaleb · 10 years ago · FIRST

Daniel... oh wait there's internet involved?

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hood · 10 years ago

So wait what would happen if they screwed each other?

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fruitcakecat · 10 years ago

Dan would have Dial-up, Emma would have High-speed.

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hood · 10 years ago

What would happen if they got married and got only one Internet plan?

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fruitcakecat · 10 years ago

Depends on how often they doinked.

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dontjumpsherlock · 10 years ago

thank you science side of funsubstance

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deleted · 10 years ago

Emma, then hack the neighbour's WiFi.

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fruitcakecat · 10 years ago

dial-up doesn't use wifi.

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deleted · 10 years ago

That's my connection, not the neighbour's connection.

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xerxerous · 10 years ago

Sucks that I can't choose both

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the_fabulous_one · 10 years ago

I..JUST..CAN'T..CHOOSE. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO.

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deleted · 10 years ago

By "sex with Emma Watson for a week" do you mean a 1 week period in which she will be available to have sex with you whenever you want, or total sex time of 1 week distributed as you choose?

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hood · 10 years ago

Why not both

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deleted · 10 years ago

Whilst I would certainly give it my best effort, I don't think I could manage 1 week of constant sex.

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hood · 10 years ago

*offers magic viagra*

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mamo222 · 10 years ago

Daniel*shudders*

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mergy · 10 years ago

What's the downside to Daniel Radcliffe?

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guest · 10 years ago

This is fucking hard if you are gay because gays don't usually have sex with women and Daniel Radcliffe just no pls

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guest · 10 years ago

I choose option C

hood · 10 years ago

What's option c?

thatdangdawdler · 10 years ago

Have sex with Rupert Grint thrice and your memory will be erased. In the end, you'll still have the same internet service you have now.

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guest · 10 years ago

such an excellent use of the word "thrice" dawdler.

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deleted · 10 years ago

Im a straight guy and i dont know what to do? If i close my eyes and wear sound proofing earplugs and a condom and dont touch daniel... Is it gay?

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gspike · 10 years ago

If you say no homo beforehand it's not gay.

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guest · 10 years ago

It's not gay unless you cum!

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gspike · 10 years ago

*has intercourse with a female and cums* oh shit I guess I'm gay cuz I cummed.

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klavin · 10 years ago

This extremely in the girls favour...so woo im going with daniel!

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guest · 10 years ago

Well I'm a female so Daniel....not like wouldn't choose him

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dpearce613 · 10 years ago

I'm a lesbian and I'd totally do option b.

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deleted · 10 years ago

1. im a girl soo... but i like fast internet

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thatoneguy · 10 years ago

How about I do emma AND get high speed internet

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texasranger · 10 years ago

bang rupert grint first

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havesomespaghetti · 10 years ago

Where's the Voldemort option???

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link9090 · 10 years ago

This is so cruel, because I am a guy >:(

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guest · 10 years ago

#nohomo

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smiley101 · 10 years ago

Daniel

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guest · 10 years ago

If you would choose Internet over Emma Watson then you are most definitely gay.

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meltedice95 · 10 years ago

amen

link9090 · 10 years ago

Dude, with internet, you can get all the Emma Watson up you want...

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thatdangdawdler · 10 years ago

But not the original.

link9090 · 10 years ago

It's all the same at 4 in the morning

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guest · 10 years ago

Daniel obvi

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allysonwonderland · 10 years ago

I'm a girl, so Daniel:)

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thesexypurplepanda · 10 years ago

As a straight girl... Daniel, definitely Daniel.

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poyolove123 · 9 years ago

Daniel

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guest · 9 years ago

Daniel... I'm a girl and I find him highly attractive

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foreveryuung · 5 years ago

Dial up internet, it is.

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