Life tip: Don't compete with Microsoft

That's epic! Is that Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs?

If you Google it, it sends you to the actual Microsoft website.

Pro Life tip: Similar website names = Free stuff.

Life tip: DO compete with Microsoft

Good guy Microsoft. A few folks at the home office probably recognized the witty novelty of this stunt, but the lawyers insisted they sue.
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Apple? They would fucking bury you.

Meanwhile, Mike Hunt just tries to be sure he never gets paged at a store.