Three kinds of people

Would the sex be in tents?

I would drag a drunk friend in there, put sprinklers under the trampoline, and turn them on full blast.

The comments are epic.

If they are heavy sleepers, you could put the tent on a flatbed truck and slowly move them and their stuff to a completely different campground.
Wackiness ensues...

Maybe not even sex, but cuddling in this thing would be epic.

The trampoline would melt...

Three types of people, rare, medium, and well done

*thrust*
*bounces and hits the top, loses boner*
THE FIFTH FUCKING TIME