Don't hurt me, I just want to please you

I think the dad has a daughter, and wanted to call her. He dialled the wrong number and a little girl answered so he probably thought it was his kid. Then the kid he called, her mom was probably having an affair with "Uncle Paul" so the mom freaked and uncle jumped. I think.

the girl doesn't know her father's voice?

Sometimes voices sound different on the phone

And it's just a joke. It doesn't say true story or anything.

Or the daughter's parents divorced. Could be abusive or something.

who said it was true?