Poor choice in carpet for steps

*falls down stairs*

"ooh, nice carpet!"
...
THUD ow ow ow ow ow ow

I was trying to find where the steps were for like 5 minutes

I can't tell unless I look at the wall..

This would fuck me up.

You can't tell me those are stairs. I can't find them. I've been trying for the last ten minutes. Those cant be stairs.

Imaine going down them in poor lighting O.O