Well, sh*t

Hell, I'd consider deleting it just at that name! 'SideHoeNextDoor' ( im assuming hoe and door are pronounced like they rhyme which makes me want to kill myself even more)

I uh...ummm...isn't that rape

well, that can't stop him. he could be bisexual.

That would ensure his gayness.

So many levels of wrong here.

she's obviously giving him a cat

Bruh.