So... Banana for scale?

My banana is over a yard long (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I like my bananas long.

From "not really in the mood" to "animal during mating season"

Finger sized, eh? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

anything is a dildo if you're brave enough...

That could have worked so much better had it been -
'...finger sized to foot long...'

You guys all have he dirtiest minds. this was a post about fruit